Boy George to leave for undisclosed reasons

A sudden departure this week for supposed financial supremo Boy George (Osborne) after a series of loses for his team leader Dave. George had been given complete control of the finances and his mathematics and pricing has been shown up Wise Vince.



George has had enough and is leaving for so called undisclosed reasons, still he upbeat about his future as he is confident of a job in the City or something with his billionaire friends.

The Other team (Team Amnesia) is taking the lead, with a series of wins for Call me Ed. Meanwhile at the losers cafe - the swabbles continue.

Week Three

This week's task on Downing Street Apprentice is to take the £100 and turn it into £1000 by the end of the day. Team Enterprise has chosen George (Boy George to his friends) to be the leader while usual Project Manager Dave (LOL David) is taking a rest after last week's task of selling newspapers went so badly wrong. Things looked bad for him for a while, especially as it was his plan to choose the redtop rather than listening to wise words from older contestant Vince (Twinkle Toes) on the Phoenix subteam led by Nick (It's a disaster) who warned against. Still Dave had his erstwhile supporter Jeremy (Merci Pierre) to carry the can.

George's plan's come unstuck when he decides that the £100 will be safer buried in the ground and refuses to tell his team-mates when he buried it.

Meanwhile Team Amnesia seem to be enjoying a comeback after Week 1 disaster when they spent blew the whole budget in a casino. It led to the sacking of Gordon (Golden Gordon) but the two who came up with the plan took over. PM Ed (White Streak) is supposed to be running the show but everyone thinks that the other  Ed (Not my fault) is coming up with all the ideas. Still their plan to make a £1000 by colour photocopying the £100 is not likely to fool anyone in the boardroom.